Me, " Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell." I'm the nut! " Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.

Eoin Colfer
About This Quote

Artemis is making a reference to being the "nut" in this line. The phrase "I'm the nut" is used to describe someone who is eccentric, perhaps even eccentric in their behavior. When Artemis says this line, he's revealing that he's one of the most hilarious people in the entire world.

Source: The Atlantis Complex

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